he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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