I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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