It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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