Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
