Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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