It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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