and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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