I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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