i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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