there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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