...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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