this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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