maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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