Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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