Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
In America we eat man semen.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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