JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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