I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
