I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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