Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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