I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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