Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
