Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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