another moral hangover. fuck.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You were trust falling into bushes
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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