found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need to calm my uterus...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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