Ambien. No doubt about it.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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