I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Randomize