i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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