Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He felt like a one man threesome
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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