On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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