I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You can't special order awesome
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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