My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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