CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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