Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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