Can Purell be used as lube?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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