I puked a lego.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
false alarm. still invincible.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize