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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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