Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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