sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize
