Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
