Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Farmville is her only friend.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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