On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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