Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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