I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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