I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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