only if we run a train.
done.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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