Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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