I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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