Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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