? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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