I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I look better un-naked...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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