Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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