Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize